You are sitting in #mormon minding your own business when suddenly there is a mass join of people you have never met before.
<defenestrator> y0
<stainer> I want some majik mormon undies
<ThatOneGirl> Can someone netsex me?
<Spessa> I can!
<_9x`> uNF uNF uNF
<phanop> I'm a mormon...is it okay if I have oral sex with Spessa?

****Cryptik (Killed (StudNo1 (Being an Asshole is not allowed on DALnet)))

You are outraged! You want them to stop! So you let them know how you feel.

<lamer> stop it. You guys are mean.

You are now owned by #rock. Your screen just turned blue and your modem is making funny noises. Get used to it. This has happened to lamers all over DALnet. IRCops can't stop us. The FBI can't stop us. Boulder News Forum sure as hell can't stop us. There is only one thing to do. Turn off your computer and ph34r.
--Stainer

Motherfucker of the Month

Scrogg came to our attention while we were a harassing a channel called #sarah-cam. The channel itself isn't really worthy of a mention but Scrogg sure as hell is. He's probably the biggest maniac online. Soon after our arrival in #sarah-cam, Scrogg focused all of his sexual frustrations on our channel. His wife apparently looks like a banshee (per Scrogg himself), so that's the only reason I can imagine that he'd be so crazily obsessed with us. This one man army hasn't accomplished any of his goals yet (except maybe the art of pasting photographs together), but we'll be on the look out for more of his sad, futile attempts.

�1998 ircwarriors